Weird

Weird. Weird. Okay the point is i'm starting to like the "Jersey Shore"

P.s: I can't barely wait for "The Last song"

Oh by the way, cool music video Taylor Swift ;)

LOL

A b*tch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, nature is beautiful, so when you call me a b*tch... thanks for the compliment.

 

 Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Hey read this!!

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

For the losers who didnt get it..... ur dumb

Imy

I miss you when something really good happens, because you are the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you are the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you most when I lay awake at night and think of all the wonderful times we spent with each other, for those were some of the best times of my life...........

It's not his friendship I miss, it's him. The very person of him. His presence. I want his shadow on my wall, I want the smell of him. I can't eat without him, I can't do business, I can't read a book without wanting his opinion, I can't hear a song without wanting to sing it to him. It's like all the life and warmth and color has bled out of the world when he is not with me. I am not missing my friend, I am missing my eyes, I can't see without him. Without him, I am a blind woman.........................................

When I miss you, sometimes I listen to music or look at pictures of you, not to remind me of you but to make me feel as if I’m with you. It makes me forget the distance and capture you.When I see your smile, and I know it’s not for me, that’s when I’ll miss you. I love you and I miss you, hearing your voice is the closest thing to touching you. I miss your love I miss your touch, But I’m feeling you everyday.

A day without you is like a day without sunshine… I miss you….A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.

I'm wishing that someday, you'll miss me terribly that no matter how hard you'll look for me, you wouldn't find me...because I want you to miss me the same way I'm missing you

Remember, We only appart to meet again.