Feel free to read peoples, I won't bite your ass.

Selasa, 07 Desember 2010

TOO SWEET! :>

Tomi, Pimpinan sebuah perusahaan di Jakarta. Tiba di rumahnya jam 9 malam. Tak seperti biasanya anaknya, dinda, umur 9 th membukakan pintu untuknya. Nampaknya ia sudah menunggu cukup lama.

Tomi: "Kok kamu belum tidur?"
Dinda: "Aku nungguin papa pulang. Soalnya aku mau tanya, berapa sih gaji papa?"

Tomi berpikir sejenak.

Tomi: "Tiap hari Papa bekerja sekitar 10 jam & dibayar 400.000, tiap bulan rata-rata 22 hari kerja. Kadang Sabtu masih lembur. Berapa gaji Papa hayo?"

Dinda yang masih kecil itu terlihat sibuk menghitung-hitung

Dinda: ""Kalo 1 hari Papa dibayar 400.000 untuk 10 jam, berarti 1 jam Papa digaji 40.000 dong"

Tomi: "Wah, pinter kamu. Sekarang cuci kaki, terus tidur ya.."

Tetapi, Dinda masih tetap berdiri di dekat Tomi.


Dinda: ""Papa, aku boleh pinjam 5.000 gak?"

Tomi hanya bisa menggeleng-gelengkan kepalanya melihat perilaku putri kecilnya itu.

Tomi: "Sudah, gak usah macama-macam.. Buat apa minta uang malam-malam gini? Tidurlah.."
Dinda: "Tapi Papa…...."
Tomi: "Papa bilang tidur!"

Akibat bentakan Tomi yang cukup keras tadi, Dinda pun lari menuju kamarnya. Sedih dan kecewa. Itulah perasaan Dinda saat itu.

Usai mandi, Tomi menyesali kekesalannya. Akhirnya ia menengok dinda di kamar tidurnya sedang terisak sambil memegang 15.000.

Sambil mengelus kepala Dinda, Tomi berkata..

Tomi: "Maafin Papa ya..Papa sayang sama Dinda..Tapi buat apa sih minta uang sekarang?"


Sambil terisak, Dinda berkata..

Dinda: "Papa, aku gak minta uang...Aku hanya pinjam, nanti aku kembalikan kalo sudah menabung lagi dari uang jajan seminggu ini."
Papa: "lya, iya. Papa ngerti, tapi buat apa?"

Dinda: "Aku nunggu Papa dari jam 8 mau ajak Papa main ular tangga 30 menit aja. Mama sering bilang waktu Papa itu amat berharga. Jadi, aku mau ganti waktu Papa. Aku buka tabunganku hanya ada 15.000…Karna Papa 1 jam dibayar 40.000,maka setengah jam aku harus ganti 20.000..Duit tabunganku kurang 5.000, makanya aku mau pinjam dari Papa"

Kata -kata yang keluar dari putri kecilnya itu membuat Tomi pun terdiam. Ia kehilangan kata-kata. Dipeluknya putri kecil itu erat-erat dgn haru. Dia baru menyadari, ternyata limpahan harta yg dia berikan selama ini, tak cukup untuk "membeli" kebahagiaan anaknya.

Kamis, 16 September 2010

Kerasa gaksih?

Heyho folks. Ketemu lagi deh kita ehe. How's life? Me? I'm fine. Ngomong-ngomong ane dibeliin laptop baru dan dikasih free connection alias WiFi dirumah! Wohoo online sepuasnya deh ehe tapi tetep inget pelajaran lah. Okelah langsung saja kita topik ya. Tepatnya hari Rabu 15 September 2010, pas pelajaran Plkj gua, Soraya dan Claudein sekelompok. Taulah kalo cewek-cewek udah ketemu bukannya kerja malah gossip, tiba-tiba kita mendapat topik pembincaraan yaitu "Kerasa gaksih"

Beberapa "Kerasa gaksih" mulai bermunculan dalam benak gua.

Kerasa gaksih kalo gue sekarang udah berumur 13 tahun 2 bulan.
Kerasa gaksih kalo gue sekarang udah duduk di bangku kelas 9.
Kerasa gaksih kalo sekarang FUCKITVJJ udah 9 bulan :)
Kerasa gaksih kalo taun depan gue lulus dan balik ke Tarpat, gue bakal jadi senior cheers
Kerasa gaksih kalo entar lagi gue bakal ikut yang namanya "Daftar SMA" "Tryout, UAS, UAN"
Kerasa gaksih kalo kurang dari 7 bulan lagi, gue bakal "menanggalkan" rok kebanggaan, rok kotak-kotak

Dan...

Kerasa gaksih kalo entar lagi gue bakal pisah ama angkatan gue, bakal beda sekolah. Gue bakal ketemu wajah-wajah baru, temen-temen baru, mungkin sahabat baru. Gue gabakal ketemu temen-temen seangkatan gue yang biasanya nyapa gue "Tiara" "Tuti" atogak "Cengo". Gabakal ketemu sahabat gue yang biasanya pagi-pagi mejeng depan pos satpam cuma buat tungguin gue, ngerjain orang bareng, ketawa-sedih bareng.

Haha mungkin postingan kali ini cukap galau ya tapi.. nikmati aja ya folks ehehe. Oh iya sebenernya masih banyak sih "Kerasa gaksih"-nya tapi kasian yang baca entar keburu tidur duluan. Yaa buat penutupnya........

"Kerasa gaksih kalo waktu itu berjalan cepet banget?"

Minggu, 22 Agustus 2010

:-)

I don’t want to be just the person you love, I want to be the person you hate too, to hate me for my laughs, my smile, the look in my eyes, the way you cant ever stop thinking about me, the way you never want to let me go, the way you love me unconditionally and can never stop! I want to be the girl, you love so much that you hate the facts; the fact that you cant stop loving me, you just love me more and more every moment that I look into your eyes, every kiss that lasts forever! I am that girl. because you love me!

You should find a guy who...

....Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat,
or will stay awake just to watch you sleep…
wait for the boy who kisses your forehead,
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats,
who holds your hand in front of his friends,
who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on.
One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU…
The one who turns to his friends and says "That's her"

Minggu, 27 Juni 2010

Cie tiara

Kawan, sudah lama ya gua ganulis blog, udah setaun deh kayaknya! Well, lanjut aja selamat holiday kawan! Manfaatin liburan lo seberguna mungkin jangan kayak gua kerjaannya cuma bangun makan nonton tidur bangun makan tidur bangun, ampe anjing gua apal noh gua sebulan libur ngapain. Yang liburan keluar jawa ato negri tetangga jangan lupa fruit hand-nya (baca: buah tangan)

Posting kali ini mau curcol bolelah ya kawan ini..........................account-account gua kenapa lo yang ngantur! *emosi* lanjot dah masalah lovelife gua, Sebenernya gua bingung ama temen-temen gua bemata sipit! Anjrit kayak pake dukun gile kalo pedekate ama doinya sendiri! Baru sms berapa bulan udah jadi! Beda ama temen-temen gua yang bermata normal, masih belo. Seperti manusia-manusia kalangan gua, pedekate aja susah!! Gimana mau minta nomor coba!?

Riset ini udah dibuktiin ama diri gua sendiri. Belakangan ini gua suka ama seseorang lebih duluan daripada temen gua si sipit.

Perkembangan Lovelife gua dibandingin temen gua yang sipit ini:

Start

Sipit: Suka ama itu

Gue: Suka ama itu

Sipit: Udah chat facebook

Gua: Boro-boro chatting, facebook aja belom di confirm! 

Sipit: Udah dapet nomor dan smsan

Gua: Daper sih nomor dari kaskus, entar kalo gua sms dikira orang gila lagi.

Sipit: Udah pake aku kamu ama doi

Gua: Ngobrol aja jarang, gimane mau pake aku-kamu!

Sipit: Udah jadian ama doi

Gua: Menyaksikan tragisnya di doi jadian ama sahabatnya, cintaku bertepuk sebelah tangan


Pingin gitu sekali-sekali impian gua terkabul jadian ama yang gua gebet, gak tragis gitu harus nyaksiin doi gua jadian ama orang lain..................mungkin gua berharap terlalu jauh kali ya. Dia suka Air supply gua sukanya Ridho Rhoma! Dia nongkrongnya di Pi gua di toilet. Hm masa gua harus sipitin mata sih!? 

Jumat, 21 Mei 2010

Weird

Weird. Weird. Okay the point is i'm starting to like the "Jersey Shore"



P.s: I can't barely wait for "The Last song"


Oh by the way, cool music video Taylor Swift ;)

Senin, 17 Mei 2010

LOL

A b*tch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, nature is beautiful, so when you call me a b*tch... thanks for the compliment.
 
 Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Hey read this!!

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

For the losers who didnt get it..... ur dumb

Rabu, 12 Mei 2010

Imy

I miss you when something really good happens, because you are the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you are the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you most when I lay awake at night and think of all the wonderful times we spent with each other, for those were some of the best times of my life...........

It's not his friendship I miss, it's him. The very person of him. His presence. I want his shadow on my wall, I want the smell of him. I can't eat without him, I can't do business, I can't read a book without wanting his opinion, I can't hear a song without wanting to sing it to him. It's like all the life and warmth and color has bled out of the world when he is not with me. I am not missing my friend, I am missing my eyes, I can't see without him. Without him, I am a blind woman.........................................

When I miss you, sometimes I listen to music or look at pictures of you, not to remind me of you but to make me feel as if I’m with you. It makes me forget the distance and capture you.When I see your smile, and I know it’s not for me, that’s when I’ll miss you. I love you and I miss you, hearing your voice is the closest thing to touching you. I miss your love I miss your touch, But I’m feeling you everyday.

A day without you is like a day without sunshine… I miss you….A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.

I'm wishing that someday, you'll miss me terribly that no matter how hard you'll look for me, you wouldn't find me...because I want you to miss me the same way I'm missing you

Remember, We only appart to meet again.




Selasa, 30 Maret 2010

Leanne's

        A Beautiful woman and a man fell in love. Soon to have a Beautiful Daughter names Leanne. The Father of Leanne needed to get a job, so he got a job as a police officer. The mother of Leanne was worried, that he'd get killed during a Riot or Robbery. Leanne, as soon as she five years old she took dance lessons, Leanne gave her father some moves, Mostly Ball Dancing. Leanne and her father danced every day after her father finished work. One night, Leanne was waiting for her father to come home. Leanne waited till 10 pm but he usually comes at 6 pm.Leanne's mother was so worried she checked the Tv News to see if theres a report on Leanne's father. She switches to find. Local policeman dead cause of death-stabbed trying to stop a robbery. Leanne and her mother waiting till a policeman knocked on their door to say.

         "I am sorry, but your husband is dead". Leanne's mother started bursting into tears. Leanne ran up stairs, she picked up the picture of her dad and bursted into tears. Leanne turned on her radio, she listened to the song she and her father used to dance. She wished...."I wish to dance with my father again". She never slept, She never ate, She never drank. Till one day her mother went upstairs to find.....and she found a tape recording saying "I'm sorry, I just wish...To be with dad again". Leanne's mother looked outside the window to find Leanne. Her neck tied onto a rope hanging from her window. Leanne's mother pulled her body up, she checked of leannes was breathing...she wasn't. A few weeks later,  Leanne's and her father's funeral took place. Written on their graves.....

"To Dance with eachother in Heaven"

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Sabtu, 27 Maret 2010

Always say I Love You

A man and a woman had been together for 7 years and had a daughther together. One day the man had to go on a business trip to new york, The family went to the airport together. As they got the gate they said their goodbyes.

Man: Bye sweethearts, i love you both so much and i will see you in 2 weeks

Woman: Bye, have a good trip

Daughter: Bye bye daddy, see you soon!

The man gave his one last hug and walked though the gates and waving goodbye. The plane took off everything was fine. The woman went home and took her daughter ro bed. A few hours later the woman got a knock on the door and it was...

Woman: Hello

Police: Hello, are you Mrs.Hill?

Woman: Yes i am, whats happen? why are you here?

Police:  Mrs Hills we are so sorry...But there was a terrible accident involving your husband

Woman: No!! Please no!! tell me what happened?

Police:  The plane he was on had suffered a malfuction causing it to crash shortly after take off, we're sorry but everyone on board was killed

The Woman broke down falling to the floor

Woman: I didn't even tell him how much i love him

Her daughter being woken up by cries, ran downstairs...

Daughter: What's wrong mommy? why are you crying?

Woman: It's your daddy, he went to heaven today

Daughter: Daddy went to heaven? No!!! But we only saw him few hours ago!!!

The woman and her daughter sat in the middle of the halfway and cried in eachothers. The funeral took place a week later. Over 200 went. His daughter read out a poem  she wrote for her daddy.

Daddy, I love you I miss you.
I can't believe your gone but you will always live on in my heart. I'll always think of you when i look up at the stairs.
I miss you so much and I love you, daddy

The woman never got over what happened to her husband, she never told him how much she loved him before he left. Now she never get a chance to tell him. Everyday the woman and her daughther visit his grave , leaving flowers and note saying how much they love him.

Remember always say i love you to the people you love because, you never know what happened. You might not get a chance to say it again.

I Love You, those word mean so much to everyone

Kamis, 18 Maret 2010

14 signs of falling in love

14  


1.) When you`re on the phone with him/her late at night and they hang up but you miss them already when it was just two minutes ago.

2.) You read his/her texts over and over again.

3.) You walk really slow when you're with him/her.

4.) You feel shy whenever you're with him/her.

5.) Whenever the phone rings or you receive a text you can't help getting excited, hoping for it to be from him/her.

6.) When you think about him/her, your heart beats faster and faster.

7.) You smile when you hear his/her voice.

8.) When you look at him/her, you can't see the other people around you. All you see is him/her.

9.) You listen to slow songs and you suddenly start thinking of him/her

10.) He/she become all you think about.

11.) You get high just from their scent.

12.) You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about him/her.

13.) You would do anything for him/her.

14.) And while reading this there was one person on your mind and that was on your own mind , is the one you truly love

Tell Him/her that you love him before it's too late, if you love him/her don't ever say no i can't tell him/her cause he/she might not love me back cause because you never actually know what He's/she's thinking He/she actually love you

Story time

First Story 

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mp on a deserted road on a motorcycle..

Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast! i'm scare!
Boy: Come on don't worry. I know what i'm doing, ypur having fun rite? 
Girl: No, please stop! i'm really scared!!
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I LOVE YOU, now please slow down! 
Boy: Give me a hug! 
*girl hugs him* 
Boy: Can you help me out here? take my helmet off and put it on you? it's bugging me....

In the paper next day..A motorcycle has crashed into a bulding due to break failure. 2 people found but only 1 survived..

Truth:  halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke..but he didn't want to let the girl know instead he.. had her say she loved him and felt her hug 1 last time..then he had wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant he would die 

Second

This is a little story about a girl who had her head up in the clouds. and a boy that loved her, but couldn't wait. The girl knew she was pretty, she could het any guy she wanted. The boy knew he would never have a chance with her, but never gave up! Everynight the girl would met a new guy, sometimes she would get a call back..sometimes not. The girl would cry herself to sleep everynight. Hating her life. Hating being used. She wanted a true guy to love her!    

The boy knew what she was going through he could see right through, he could see the smiles but the never had the courage to speak up.One day the boy finaly got the courage to speak up! 

He wanted to take her away from the life she was living show her what true love is!

He wanted to treat her the way she should be treated with kidness and respect. The boy made his way to her house  

Re-tracing his steps, to try and avoid the embrassment. He hated being turned down..finalt the boy slowly went up to the door. The door crept open and he saw little arrows leading to the the lounge...and he found a letter..

"Dear mom,

i have finally some money to help you out with the bills next week.. mom i've been thinking something....I have ruined my life, i can't handle it anymore! so it'll just be better if i was gone.. thanks for the love mom...

bye,
love you x"

The boy quickly tried to find the girl then he heard the garbage door..he sprinted outside and saw the girl sitting on a chair with a knife.He walked up to her and kneeled down, She looked over to him and started to cry "All i wanted was true love" The boy then hugged her and kept her company..he stayed with her for the whole nite and for the first time in her life she felt loved.Then the boy suddenly couldn't breathe, The girl asked what was wrong and realized he had forgotten his inhauler.The girl didn't know what yo do, she didn't want to leave him not for a split second and the boy didn't want to leave her either, he finaly got the girl of his dreams...finaly the girl got up to go get some help but the boy wouldn't let her leave, he wanted to stay in her arms..she sat next to him and kissed him on the cheek..

"You showed me what true love is and i don't want you to leave me"

He looked up at her with tears down his face, then his eyes shut closed and didn't open..The girl then got up and searched round the garage something caught her eyes was her mums gun.She placed herself down beside the boy and covered both of them with a blanket. Looking up the ceiling, she held the gun to her head and counted back from 10. All the girl wanted was to feel love and now she's felt it..She didn't want to let it go..Two young people died that night, For love...

THE END


Story of a mother with one eye

Son's Statement:

" My mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students & teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me.

I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me?

I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.

The next day at school one of my classmates said, "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"

I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear.

So I confronted her that day and said, " If you're only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don 't you just die?!!!"

My mom did not respond...

I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her.

So I studied real hard, got a chance to go to Singapore to study.

Then, I got married.
I bought a house of my own.
I had kids of my own.
I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts

Then one day, my mother came to visit me. She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her grandchildren. When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited.

I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my house and scare my children! GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!"

And to this, my mother quietly answered, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address," and she disappeared out of sight.

One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house in Singapore. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip.

After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity. My neighbors said that she died.

I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have. "

Mom's Letter:

"My dearest son,
I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to Singapore and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up. You see........when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you having to grow up with one eye.

So I gave you mine.

I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. With my love to you,

Your mother.

Selasa, 16 Maret 2010

beloved







Jumat, 05 Maret 2010

tutausenten

Hey bloggeeeer, how are you? sudah lama eike tidak nge-blogging hehe kangen deeeh hihi :) so how's 2010? is it Great? Bad? or what? tellmee about it! hm kalo menurut gue? 2010 itu kayak permen nano-nano, ada asem ada manisnya! jadi marilah dengar 2010 saya...

250110,

Kena masalah ama guru pencari kesalahan murid sampe ngadep wakil kepala sekolah dan mendapat surat cinta sekolah alias SP1 a.k.a surat peringatan 1 uh scary huh? Tapi ada enaknya lhoo! Gue nonton konser Boys Like Girls with my bestiee kezia! Omegeet! it was totally awesome!!




200210,

FieldTrip Mandarin ke Kampung orang-orang bermata sipit!! yaitu Kampung Cina!! we had so much fun at there!! :)



210210,

Lomba Paskib! oh Gosh tarpat gamenang tapi udah memberikan yang paling baik bangeet! pasti di lomba selanjutnya bisa lebih baik lagi :)


Dan masih banyak lagi tapi as usual saya sedang malas untuk mengetiknya hehe.

so how about yours? :)